Return To Materialism
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Return To Materialism
Martha Stewart went to work for the first time in over five months on March 7. She just blew in from a weekend at her 153-acre suburban estate. Upon her arrival, Martha blew a kiss and waved. She was not yet sporting her new electronic monitoring ankle bracelet.
Several hundred employees gave Stewart a standing ovation and applauded several other times as she spoke. While addressing a large group of her employees, Martha said, "It's really wonderful to be back. I've missed you, as you can imagine. I've thought about you every single day." Martha was surrounded by the usual fawning females and male sycophants.
Stewart also actually said that she had had "the tremendous privilege" of meeting a cross-section of people in the federal women's prison in W.Va., and "learned a great deal about our country."
Her total 10-month confinement specifies that she may leave her estate for up to 48 hours a week for work purposes. Work will include her special version of the reality TV show "The Apprentice," creating stuff for Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia, and starring in a new version of her homemaking show. Her $900,000-a-year salary will resume. Except when she is not there, Martha will spend the next five months in home confinement on her 153-acre estate in Katonah, NY.
Revenue from her new reality TV show will reportedly go directly to Martha, not to her company.
Martha claimed that while in prison she really didn't miss material things and it was good to take a break from material things. She has returned to her usual surroundings: Fawning female execs and male sycophants.
Someday Martha will be back on TV instructing great minds to accomplish great things.
 
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