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(1)
Fine: This is
the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.
(2)
Five Minutes: If she is getting
dressed, this means an half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the
game before helping around the house.
(3)
Nothing: This is the calm before the
storm. This means something, and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually
end in fine.
(4)
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not
permission. Don't Do It!
(5)
Loud Sigh: This
is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
nothing.)
(6)
That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a
man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7)
Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do
not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a
clause here -- This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' -- that
is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say
'you're welcome'... that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8)
Whatever: Is a women's way of saying
F* YOU!
(9)
Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the
woman's response refer to # 3.
NOTE: Send this
to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if
they remember the terminology.
NOTE: Send this
to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know
it's true. |
