Their Tiresome Journey Appears Complete
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What have they won?
Thoreau was off target:  Many go through life in quiet deprivation.
 
Women have reached the goal they have been striving to reach.
Finally.
They focused and worked so hard.
They deserve all they get.
That quest that so many women have been working for so long has finally been reached.
It is obvious that they could not ever surpass the level they have achieved.
As of 2009, during April, on some unknown day, at some unknown hour, they did it.

Women have now achieved a look of such craggy, shaggy, unkempt, messy, dirty-hair unattractiveness that their current achievement level will not likely ever be surpassed.

Uh oh... wait... looking around... today... it is apparent that many women continue to strive to surpass all previous records for messy homeliness.
Apparently many women are so nihilistic and obsessive that they will never be satisfied. They appear to need to surpass all previous records.
Go ladies juveniles females creatures! Use your nasty temperaments and you are sure to make yourselves even more offensive, homely, and unattractive.

You pathetic creatures should wise up. Have a cigarette. Eat a cheeseburger. Toss away the bottled water. Stop the endless inane cell phone talk. When driving, stop at red lights and stop signs. You will find yourself happier and more content.
 
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