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  Making Various Sorts Of History
 
Lookin' somewhat less good and more nasty, Danica Patrick, the race car driver who could be on the road to important wins, appears here ready to beat the stuffing out of another driver at the 2008 Indy 500.
Danica certainly would have made race history if she had been allowed to physically confront the driver she accuses of bumping her in pit lane. Instead the head of track security escorted her away, thus preventing her from asserting her 21st- century femininity.
Danica Patrick banged on her steering wheel and screamed following the incident. She huffed and puffed and marched in that female way of today making a beeline for Ryan Briscoe's car. She ripped off her gloves and was staring straight ahead. It appeared that nothing mattered other than physically confronting Briscoe. Apparently Charles Burns, security chief of the Indy Racing League, was concerned about her initiating a physical confrontation with Briscoe. Burns hopped over the safety wall, intercepted Patrick en route, and directed her away before she made race and Indy history. All the while Briscoe was wise and remained in his car while it was moved to the garage and its door closed behind him.
Danica Patrick fumed to photographers that "It was probably best I didn't get down there anyways."
Later Briscoe said, "I just saw the replay, and it confirmed my thoughts. We were both out there trying to win the Indy 500, and when it's time to go, we have to go. But from what I can see, there was still plenty of room on the right side for her to get around. And there are people (in Patrick's camp) pointing fingers, but that's not the way we are. We both have a brake pedal in our cars, and from what I can tell, there was still plenty of room for her to get around me. I was trying to get around (Dan) Wheldon, and I was staying in the middle lane. I got run up in the back, and it's a shame."
Danica Patrick had not been in a serious position to win. When the pit lane collision broke her left rear suspension there were 29 laps remaining. She was in eighth place. It had been a race during which she frequently voiced frustrations about her underperforming car. Twice, the driver-to-crew radio transmission -- aired on the ABC broadcast -- captured her loud and angry complaints about the car's performance. With 80 laps left, she received a warning from race officials for her weaving back and forth on the track to prevent Helio Castroneves from passing her.
Before the incident, Danica was heard yelling over her radio to her crew and the ABC News audience, "I can't do anything!... I am SLOOOOOOOOOW! I am DAMN SLOW!"
So now Miss Danica has an excuse for not winning the 2008 Indy 500. One of those idiot male drivers messed with her. How dare the Indy 500 allow male race drivers in this race of champions!
 
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